By Diana Cage

Written via a girl skilled on either ends of the oral intercourse equation, this hilarious, illustrated, nuts-and-bolts exploration of cunnilingus is not like whatever ever written earlier than.

Explicit, exact, greatly interesting and written for either newcomers and execs, field Lunch demystifies the feminine anatomy with a watch towards making oral intercourse as gratifying for the giver because it is for the receiver. Make no mistake, this is often the main direct path to orgasm for lots of girls, and Diana Cage exhibits you ways not to purely excel at it yet enjoy it!

More than a consultant to cunnilingus, field Lunch is a smart, witty and informative consultant to every kind of intercourse. Cage additionally discusses anal intercourse, spanking, sex or even features a totally illustrated bankruptcy the simplest positions for intercourse, oral and differently. together with her trademark naughty humor Cage takes you on a experience to the simplest intercourse you have ever had.

From Library Journal
Box Lunch is excellent: unashamed and unabashed. The personable Cage, who describes herself as a "rug munching champ," comes off like your top friend’s a little older and approach attractive sister. Dudes get lots of unclinical guide, plus euphemisms (polish the pearl, Egg McMuff, growling on the badger). Cage additionally reminds readers that different physique elements, like ft, could be simply as erotic and attractive because the hoo hoo. nonetheless, the emphasis continues to be at the, a-hem, major occasion: "Lick a girl into oblivion, and she’s going to maintain you on her mailing record for a very long time to come." classes: sizeable, looping circles; strain; teasing; and determine eights. -Douglas Lord, Library magazine, 02/04/2010

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Dare to be bare When you’ve finished, rinse off the shaving cream, and pat dry with a towel. Find something suitably crotch-less or see-through to show off your new do. Or simply flaunt it naked for your lover. Make sure to enjoy all the new sensations you’ll experience. Notice how soft and smooth you are. Notice how nice lube feels against your naked skin. Your lover’s tongue now has new terrain to cover. Mind the beard Beard Burn can be a nasty thing. A bare vulva is very sensitive and if you’re a hairy-faced type then you will want to be clean-shaven to avoid pricking all her sensitive parts with tiny, sharp hairs.

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Suddenly I felt like I had an exotic work of art down there. Lesbians get up close and personal with real vulvas in all of their real beauty and imperfection, but many straight women only see other women’s vulvas in porn. And worse than that, some women feel insecure about their own pussies because they don’t look like the ones in Playboy. Tip: Pussies are like snowflakes; each one is unique Well, let me just set the record straight. No one’s pussy looks Playboy in real life. Trust me. I’m a pornographer.

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